{"id":71,"date":"2010-01-23T13:35:17","date_gmt":"2010-01-23T13:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gewaltfrei-im-norden.de\/blog\/?p=71"},"modified":"2010-01-23T13:36:20","modified_gmt":"2010-01-23T13:36:20","slug":"intelligenztest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"Intelligenztest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intelligenztest: Wie bekommt man eine Giraffe in den K\u00fchlschrank? T\u00fcr auf, Giraffe rein, T\u00fcr zu. Wie bekommt man einen Elefanten in den K\u00fchlschrank? Ganz einfach: T\u00fcr auf, Giraffe raus, Elefant rein, T\u00fcr zu. Der K\u00f6nig der Tiere, der L\u00f6we, ruft alle Tiere zu einer Konferenz zusammen. Eines fehlt, welches? Na der Elefant, der sitzt ja im K\u00fchlschrank. Und wie kommt man \u00fcber einen Fluss in dem lauter Krokodile leben? Man schwimmt einfach r\u00fcber, denn die Krokodile sind ja alle bei der Konferenz der Tiere!!! Und bestanden?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intelligenztest: Wie bekommt man eine Giraffe in den K\u00fchlschrank? T\u00fcr auf, Giraffe rein, T\u00fcr zu. Wie bekommt man einen Elefanten in den K\u00fchlschrank? Ganz einfach: T\u00fcr auf, Giraffe raus, Elefant rein, T\u00fcr zu. Der K\u00f6nig der Tiere, der L\u00f6we, ruft alle Tiere zu einer Konferenz zusammen. Eines fehlt, welches? Na der Elefant, der sitzt ja [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1908,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[32,30,40,29],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-was-mich-zum-lachen-bringt","tag-giraffe","tag-joke","tag-kuhlschrank","tag-witze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1908"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions\/75"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}