{"id":69,"date":"2010-01-23T13:33:54","date_gmt":"2010-01-23T13:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gewaltfrei-im-norden.de\/blog\/?p=69"},"modified":"2010-01-23T13:33:54","modified_gmt":"2010-01-23T13:33:54","slug":"schwindelfrei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Schwindelfrei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zwei Giraffen schauen zu, wie eine dritte durch die Landschaft trabt. &#8222;Warum hat die denn den Kopf zur Erde gebeugt, wenn sie rennt?&#8220; fragt die eine Giraffe. &#8222;Hast du die noch nie gesehen? Das ist doch Frieda&#8220;, antwortet die zweite, &#8222;die ist nicht schwindelfrei!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zwei Giraffen schauen zu, wie eine dritte durch die Landschaft trabt. &#8222;Warum hat die denn den Kopf zur Erde gebeugt, wenn sie rennt?&#8220; fragt die eine Giraffe. &#8222;Hast du die noch nie gesehen? Das ist doch Frieda&#8220;, antwortet die zweite, &#8222;die ist nicht schwindelfrei!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1908,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[32,30,39,29],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-was-mich-zum-lachen-bringt","tag-giraffe","tag-joke","tag-schwindelfrei","tag-witze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1908"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions\/70"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}