{"id":39,"date":"2010-01-23T10:18:43","date_gmt":"2010-01-23T10:18:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gewaltfrei-im-norden.de\/blog\/?p=39"},"modified":"2010-01-23T13:24:39","modified_gmt":"2010-01-23T13:24:39","slug":"giraffenohren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"Giraffenohren"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unter dem Stichwort &#8222;<strong>Giraffenohren<\/strong>&#8220;<br \/>\nbietet Google auch diese Seite<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.survol.de\/comix\/ddr\/ddr.htm\">http:\/\/www.survol.de\/comix\/ddr\/ddr.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>und dort fand ich:<br \/>\nIm Luxushotel in Leipzig sind zwei Engl\u00e4nder und lesen die Speisekarte.<br \/>\nSie bestellen schliesslich Giraffenohren auf Toast. Die Ohren kommen nach<br \/>\n20 Minuten, nach weiteren 45 Minuten kommt der Ober und bedauert zutiefst:<br \/>\n&#8222;Wir haben keinen Toast&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unter dem Stichwort &#8222;Giraffenohren&#8220; bietet Google auch diese Seite http:\/\/www.survol.de\/comix\/ddr\/ddr.htm und dort fand ich: Im Luxushotel in Leipzig sind zwei Engl\u00e4nder und lesen die Speisekarte. Sie bestellen schliesslich Giraffenohren auf Toast. Die Ohren kommen nach 20 Minuten, nach weiteren 45 Minuten kommt der Ober und bedauert zutiefst: &#8222;Wir haben keinen Toast&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1908,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[31,30,29],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-was-mich-zum-lachen-bringt","tag-giraffenwitze","tag-joke","tag-witze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1908"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/57"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.giraffenohren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}